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“15 years later, after the pitiful demise of my all male new-wave band i had finally realized why we never caught on. WE FORGOT TO PUT THE NAME OF OUR BAND ON THE COVER OF OUR ALBUMS!”
ART THROB
Here is a weird/creepy comment from Youtube on the music video for Madonna “Vogue” (don’t ask why I was looking at the video in the first place and then also reading the comments:
AsboDolche (1 day ago) Show Hide
no iv been frightened of her for the last 5 years at least
i see her on the face of every childWha?
Preston, i TOTALLY understand! Iv been frightened of her for the last 5 years at least i see her on the face of every chid too!
Nina Hagen at some her most unleashed. Like Patti Smith getting bitten by rats at the ankles. I am in Germany watching this. Thinking about Nina in Munich.
Man: “(thinking to himself) Do they actually think ladies can’t resist this? I don’t even drink beer. I haven’t showered with a girl in two months. I remember the first shower i took with a girl, her name was Leslie and i shampooed her hair with pert plus at 9:45 a.m. She had to go to work and we didn’t have time to wash all of the shampoo out, so she had dandruff that day.”
(via dvvg)
“Last time our lips met he was wearing that lovely sad, white face mask. Where is that face mask? This stubbly flesh is not what i signed up for”
(via twinofyourself)
Guy on left: “Hey man, my dad was in The Birthday Party”
Guy on right: “Yr dad once had a birthday party? Big deal, i have one every year”
Guy on left: “Nevermind, God!”
(via girlafraid)
“Oh god, should i play Fleetwood Mac or the Beatles? Fuck, this ELO song is almost over! Ummm….Fleetwood Mac, i guess”
(via twinofyourself)
Boy: “Hold on baby, i think this is gonna make us famous”
Girl: “Really?”
Boy: “shhhh….”
Snoop: “Hey guys! Wait up, look what i won at the fair! I gotta it out of one of those quarter machines.”
